Monday, June 6, 2011

Entry # 29: E3 Buffers as Our Conscience Suffers

After all those unsavory memories with Seth, we decided it was high time to do some good deeds. Instead of stealing a safe full of money, we risked our lives to return it safely (PUN!). We also took care to merely wound or capture our enemies instead of killing them, which made us feel morally sophisticated. Unfortunately, we proceeded to help Mr. West Dickens with his job, so our honorable brownie points disappeared in the dust.

To make matters worse, we watched the Microsoft press conference fro E3 2011. It wasn't buffering very well, and a number of skips and glitches made it frustrating to watch. We finally gave up halfway through the Halo: CE HD remake port thing, which looked pretty darn neat. Tomb Raider was also pretty darn neat. The rest was mostly Kinect and shooters. Lots of it was both.

But back more Wild Western dilemmas. While I was having nothing to do with the game, Bryan found a small camp of lawmen. He decided to kick their bedrolls away from the fire, which he delighted in doing. With no reaction to speak of, he kicked the actual lawmen. Still no doubt frustrated with the lack of trouble, Bryan ran them over with a horse.

We are currently holed up in our Edgar Allen Poe House (as a call it, due to the raven-like birds that perch atop its roof and the haunted legend it has secured) and trying to survive without being murderers. We might die.

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